The Magic of laughter
Why did the beardie go on a diet?
He was too heavy for his scales! What's a beardie's favourite game?
Cricket! What did the polite dragon say?
Fang you very much. |
What do you call a bearded dragon that is good at rhyming?
A rap-tile. What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?
Reptiles! What you give a seasick dragon?
A very large fireproof bag. |
What did the dragon say when he saw St George in his shining armour?
Oh, no, not more tinned food!
Oh, no, not more tinned food!
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere; it's so sanitary that the whole place shines." "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
:Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."
"Mother said there would be knights like this."
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sources:
http://www.jokebuddha.com/Dragon#ixzz5V030bEVv
http://www.jokebuddha.com/Dragon#ixzz5V01iJnNz
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